Анекдоты, шутки и приколы v1.3.2 APK (Dinheiro Ilimitado)

The best and funniest jokes in the largest collection! Selected anecdotes that will delight You every day! We don't dilute our jokes suck fest in the form of quotes, stories and aphorisms - only the choicest fresh short jokes!

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In the Appendix jokes divided into the following categories:
Celebrity
Personality and event
PR & advertising
the Humor in the poems

Holidays
Food and drinks
Hobby
Place of meetings
Erotic
Man and woman
Aphorisms
One line
school and College students
Money
Programmers
Fabulous
Internetpolicy
User
Funny dialogues
Black humor
life
Doctors and patients
Crime
90th
Different
More istorii
Blondinki
Nazionalnosti
Sport
Absurdly
Armeyskie
SEMA
Subculture
rzewski Holmes, etc.
Car
Riddles trick
Animals
Alcoholics, addicts

have Fun and stay always in a good mood!

And if You're still here, here are a few examples that would always stay drunk:

Drunken tractor have increased acreage by about half the village.

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- Man! What are you doing???!!! Tractor the road ran, and you snow from his garage on her throw...
- I'm not a man!!!
- Well, I'm sorry... faggot...

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Cemetery at night. The gravedigger fits the escaped convict and says:
- Mate, I need to bury.

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Journalist interviews a veteran of the artist:
- Tell me, sir, at the beginning of your career your biggest pride was probably the first solo exhibition?
- No, it was the moment when I was informed by the police that a local Museum stole my picture!

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there are two new Russian, and the other one says.
- Yesterday I met a girl, and she asks me: "do you Have a Mercedes?". I say no. "And you have the cottage?". I say no, and she called me a beggar and beat it.
the Second says:
- Well would have bought a cheap Mercedes, but not bear the same two stories!

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